Trust Me Bro | Sarcastic Red Flag Tee

The official uniform of every walking red flag. This tee says “I’m either starting a pyramid scheme or texting your ex” — and honestly, we support both. Whether you’re leaning into your villain era or just vibing with chaotic neutral energy, this shirt gets the job done (with zero accountability).

• Bold script = bold lies
• Unisex fit, questionable morals
• Perfect for brunch, breakups, and blaming Mercury retrograde
• Machine wash cold, like your heart
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping