Please Lower Your Expectations. | Funny Sarcastic Gift Shirt
$24.95
Please Lower Your Expectations. | Funny Sarcastic Gift Shirt
$24.95
Description
A reasonable request. That's all this is.
You're not asking for much. Just a slight recalibration. A gentle downward adjustment of whatever it is people seem to think you're capable of delivering on any given day. You've tried meeting expectations. It didn't work out. This is the pivot.
Wear it to first dates. Wear it to job interviews. Wear it to any occasion where someone is about to be mildly disappointed and you'd like to get ahead of it.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk
• Runs true to size
Expectations not included. Returns not accepted.
You're not asking for much. Just a slight recalibration. A gentle downward adjustment of whatever it is people seem to think you're capable of delivering on any given day. You've tried meeting expectations. It didn't work out. This is the pivot.
Wear it to first dates. Wear it to job interviews. Wear it to any occasion where someone is about to be mildly disappointed and you'd like to get ahead of it.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk
• Runs true to size
Expectations not included. Returns not accepted.
