My Love Language is Leaving Early | Funny Introvert Shirt
$24.95
My Love Language is Leaving Early | Funny Introvert Shirt
$24.95
Description
It's not you. It's the event.
Actually, it might be you a little bit. But mostly it's the event.
You showed up. You made an appearance. You had one conversation that went well and two that didn't. You assessed the situation and determined that your work here is done. Leaving early isn't rude — it's efficient. It's self-aware. It's a love language.
For the person who RSVPs yes, arrives at a reasonable hour, and is gone before anyone notices. You know who you are.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk
• Runs true to size
Not responsible for unanswered "where did you go?" texts.
Actually, it might be you a little bit. But mostly it's the event.
You showed up. You made an appearance. You had one conversation that went well and two that didn't. You assessed the situation and determined that your work here is done. Leaving early isn't rude — it's efficient. It's self-aware. It's a love language.
For the person who RSVPs yes, arrives at a reasonable hour, and is gone before anyone notices. You know who you are.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk
• Runs true to size
Not responsible for unanswered "where did you go?" texts.
