In My Defense I Thought It Was Decaf | Retro Coffee Lover Shirt

This shirt is for the overly-caffeinated menace who didn’t mean to go full gremlin mode… it just sort of happened. With a wavy retro font and enough attitude to skip breakfast, it’s the perfect look for anyone whose “calm” depends entirely on what’s in the cup.

• Super soft cotton—ideal for twitchy mornings
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Groovy pastel design with vintage flair
• Unisex fit, gender-neutral panic
• Best worn while side-eyeing coworkers