I Googled It. I'm Dying. | Funny Hypochondriac Shirt
$24.95
I Googled It. I'm Dying. | Funny Hypochondriac Shirt
$24.95
Description
It started with a headache.
One search. That's all it took. One completely reasonable search that led to another search that led to a medical journal that led to a forum post from 2009 that confirmed your worst suspicions. You have everything. All of it. Simultaneously.
WebMD has never once said "you're fine." It never will. And yet here you are, back again, typing symptoms into a search bar like this time will be different.
It won't be different.
For everyone who has self-diagnosed at least three terminal conditions this week. You're not alone. You're also probably fine. Probably.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk
• Runs true to size
Not a substitute for actual medical advice. Please see a doctor. A real one.
One search. That's all it took. One completely reasonable search that led to another search that led to a medical journal that led to a forum post from 2009 that confirmed your worst suspicions. You have everything. All of it. Simultaneously.
WebMD has never once said "you're fine." It never will. And yet here you are, back again, typing symptoms into a search bar like this time will be different.
It won't be different.
For everyone who has self-diagnosed at least three terminal conditions this week. You're not alone. You're also probably fine. Probably.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight, pre-shrunk
• Runs true to size
Not a substitute for actual medical advice. Please see a doctor. A real one.
